A gay dude walked into a bar and God was sitting at a corner booth looking all cool and shit while stroking his white beard. The conversation went something like this:
Gay Dude– Hey there, is that really you? Are you God?
God– Yes my son, behold, for it is me, the Almighty.
Gay Dude– (clapping gingerly) Finally, I’ve been looking for you for like years. I have a really, really important question for you.
God– Anything my son, what’s on your mind?
Gay Dude– Well, I’m afraid you don’t love me.
God– Why would you think that? I am God, I love everyone. I created you in my image.
Gay Dude– But I like other dudes.
God-Well so do I, what’s wrong with that???
Gay Dude– No, I mean I realllllllllllllllly like other dudes. I like penises. I like to touch them, lick them and put them in my ass.
God– Holy Shit, I get it now. You are a gay, hmmmmm. Yeah, I don’t really like gays that much. You know, I’m still pissed about all that Sodom and Gomorrah shit that went down a while back.
Gay Dude– But do you love me? I was born this way, does that mean you are gay too, since you created me in your image and all???
God– Look buddy, I love pussy. We had a security breach in heaven years ago and Beelzebub snuck in and started creating gays just to fuck with me. I so didn’t create gays. But now lesbians, I love me some lesbians. I take full credit for them. (winking)
Gay Dude– This is bullshit.
God– Get used to it and be thankful, at least you aren’t gay and black.
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