I voted today and it felt pretty much as shitty as when I voted in the last presidential election. When picking between Trump and Hillary, it felt like I was choosing between Ebola and HIV.
This time I thought it was different. I cast my midterm ballot and walked outside into the beautiful 85 degree sunny skies and sat in my car with a smile. “I think I really made a difference this time,” my responsibly civic voice said inside my head.
But then I looked down at the “I Voted” sticker I dropped near my feet near the gas peddle. My smile quickly retracted and I realized I felt as if my doctor just informed me that I either had syphilis or gonorrhea.
My doctor then reminded me that I was allergic to penicillin.
Well shit, I can hardly wait for the results.
A better man would be more positive, but remember, I am a Mediocre Man.
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