(I’m married now and very happy, but there was a time when I was single after divorcing from a 10 year marriage and was roaming around aimlessly in the dating scene. For me, it wasn’t much fun and I even went on a dating website or two, which was an absolute joke, and yes I admit that I did it. Please keep in mind that Tinder hadn’t been invented yet).
This brings me to what could solve almost every dating issue for single people………..
The Honest Dating Profile (kind of like an alcoholic at his/her first AA meeting):
Hi, my name is JB and I’m single. “Hi JB, welcome to the group.” I’m 32, recently divorced and looking to get out into the dating scene.
I haven’t dated in nearly 12 years, so I’m a bit nervous and not sure what to expect.
So, here goes. I’m a decent looking guy and I’m pretty much looking for a woman who isn’t afraid to slut it up and get fairly nasty with me.
When we go out, we will split everything 50/50; drinks, dinner, desert, movies, cab fares, lotions, lubes, ball-gags and anything else we do while being out together.
When I get nervous, my forehead gets sweaty and so do my balls. Continue reading “a real dating profile”
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