Wednesday, the day after Xmas I was off from work. (I like to use “Xmas” instead of Christmas, it feels more daring to me.) I really didn’t have anything planned and thought a couple times about doing something productive.
I woke up and had a Mountain Dew, because I’m addicted to sugar and caffeine. Then I ate a cashew Lara bar. It tasted pretty good. I like cashews. Apparently Lara bars are Paleo friendly. I’m not on the Paleo diet, but I like cashews and think maybe it’s somewhat good for me. And I think cashews pair well with Mountain Dew.
I turned on a documentary on Netflix and chilled, by myself. I was wondering how I should handle that situation. If I “Netflix and Chill” by myself, do I have to jerk off? Or can I just watch the documentary and leave my dick alone?
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